OMG your gonna laugh your @55 off...

[hazyshaman]

Ok so I was just getting done smoking a good J of Royal Orange when the munchies struck. I normally won't get the munchies but I had just smoked half a J to myself. I go to the kitchen and look around for something good to eat. I find nothing in the cabinets and so I go to my fridge and there they are, Luoisianna Hot links!! I heated up three in the microwave and gave one to my mom who was also hungry. As soon as everything was done and prepared with a bun and everything we sat down to eat. As soon as I took my first bite of this nice looking hotlink, juice from inside the hotlink shot out in a spurt and into my right eye. OMG that is the worst burning sensation I have ever had in my eye. It lasted like 12-15 minutes and I was flushing my eye with cold water the whole time. LOL, now I know how people who get peper sprayed feel, except I got peper sprayed by a sausage!!!
Has anything like this ever happened to you? I just had to tell you guys, I found it hillarious after it was all over.

[Arcygenical]

You got... Sprayed... by a Sausage? 


 

[DrYRHead]

Revenge of the evil sausage.  It must have learned that trick from a grapefruit. 

[JDogHerman]

LOL 

[salvia36md]

Lol...the sausage defense mechanism

[Defenestrate]

Never look down the barrel of a loaded link, your asking for trouble...

I can picture that happening to me. Reminds me of a mushroom trip I had, I made about twenty hot dogs on the barbecue on my side yard, and everyone kept coming back for more really quickly. When I turned the corner and looked, there were about 15 of those dogs laying on the ground in the shape of a triangle, with everyone who was tripping at the time just staring at the creation. It was terrible but awesome at the same time.

Still though, shot in the eye with a hot link? Hardcore, man.

[Sea Mac]

Revenge of the evil sausage.  It must have learned that trick from a grapefruit. 

LOL!

[plur]

attak of the killer sausages or maybes it a pod person lol i love it